I don’t know why I always go to the work Christmas party but I do. OK, it’s free but is that enough reason to humiliate myself?
I go to the party, as do various people with their wives, partners, girlfriends etc. It’s formal so I end up feeling uncomfortable in a suit whilst all the women there are wearing cocktail dresses, short skirts, plunging necklines, generally making themselves look very attractive. Except that they’re not trying to attract me. So I get slowly drunk whilst all the while realizing that I’m missing out.
Why do I do this again?